Pants Are Everything Award-winning author by Mark Lowery (author) (UK edition)

The cross-your-legs funny sequel to Socks Are Not Enough, which was shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize.

Michael Swarbrick’s pathetic existence had just got better. He was even on a date with the girl of his dreams. A romantic donkey ride on the beach, followed by some daring skinny dipping in the sea. Delightful! Only… one small moment of bliss ends with Michael: a) getting arrested, b) becoming a local celebrity and c) becoming an internet sensation BECAUSE THEY THINK HE’S A NUDIST. (He isn’t.) Now Michael is swept up in a tidal wave of terrible events that will RUIN HIS LIFE – AGAIN!

“Clever, funny, serious.” Michael Rosen

“A rival to Adrian Mole.” Guardian

“Michael gives us many a chuckle [and] a true sense of the misery of a puny teenage boy.” Observer