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Suitable for 9 - 11 years

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These hilarious stories will teach you everything from how to make friends with a rubbish bin to how to save lives with a paperclip. Brim full of varied tales told with Morris Gleitzman’s celebrated wit and wisdom, this book guarantees to be a rib-tickler for boys, girls and even parents! Covering paperclips, pickaxes, pizza and a whole lot more in between, it is a book that needs to be read to be believed. Discover how a big banana can ruin your sister’s holiday, bounce on a vampire’s bed, and imagine a world where teachers earn more money than a rock star!

Product Details

Format

Paperback

ISBN

9780141343716

Publisher

Puffin

Date published

June 7th, 2012

Lexile measure

660L Lexiles are the global standard in reading assessment. They are unique as they are able to measure a child and a book on the same scale – ensuring the right book gets to the right child at the right time.

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Accelerated Reader

AR book level: 4.3; Middle years; 5.0 points

Condition

New

UK edition

Author/Illustrator

Morris Gleitzman

One of Australia’s, and now the world’s, best-known and loved children’s authors, Morris Gleitzman tackles tough subjects in a funny and offbeat way. He has never set out to write “issues books” and says that his writing is as much for himself as for his readers.

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  1. sugarstar65
    on 17 February 2015

    i am reading this book and one of the stories that i have read is saving mrs fosdyke and emmy one of her students is the reason that she is leaving to another school. so emmy has a plan to take her backthe plan is: she will wait until she gets into the class room then get all the bigger kids in the class to lie down in-front of the door to barricade it shut. then she would call the tv news people and tell them that they were holding mrs fosdyke a hostage…

    an amazing story if you had the chance to read it then do so or you could get the book from the birmingham libary

  2. alibaba4
    on 8 March 2014

    A funny and interesting book

  3. TheMileLongBookshelfBlog
    on 8 March 2013

    This was sent to me for review, it’s very funny!

  4. bookgirl17
    on 2 August 2012

    the cover shows like its going to be interesting

    5out of 5

  5. gwennypenny
    on 21 June 2012

    hilarious